date people you see yourself walking down Main Street of Disneyland with.
Leaving the Toilet Seat Up
Because honestly, it’s not that hard to put down when you’re done. And no, we shouldn’t have to put it down for you, because like most men that aren’t courteous enough to put the seat down, you’re probably also not courteous enough to avoid peeing on the basin….
as iron is most strongly united by the fiercest flame."